Back when you were a child and you saw E.T. for the first time, did you have any idea that adorable little blonde Gertie would grow up to show her cans to David Letterman and then talk about phone sex and naked men? You didn't? Because I totally did. I saw those pigtails and was like, “inside, there beats the heart of an insatiable perv–” OK, I don't know where I'm going with this joke but it's gross. Drew Barrymore is interviewed in the new issue of Nylon, and she has a few things to say about simulating phone sex in her new movie, boyfriend Justin Long's nude scene in said movie, and jeans. Via Popeater:
“You know, phone sex going awry is just a funny concept to me and I thought, This is going to be one of those scenes where we have to go balls out, and if it doesn't work, it's going to be editing room floor crap.”
“It's funny because usually it's the girl who's naked. I was like, ‘That's right, bitch. The tables are turned!' ”
“I never have time for shopping... I've been wearing the same fucking pair of jeans for 10 years.”
Well, at least they're a fucking pair. Look at where these abstinence jeans have gotten me this past decade. Nowhere, that's where.
LEONARDO DiCaprio doesn't want to work with Mel Gibson!
According to a new report, the Inception star has withdrawn from a Gibson-directed flick about vikings in the wake of the domestic abuse scandal.
“Not a chance,” said a source close to Leo when asked if the Hollywood hunk was still planning to star in Mel's next project.
“Leo [...] Click here for Original Source Posted on: Friday, July 30, 2010
The new issue of Star reportedly features topless pics of Angelina Jolie after a drug binge. Stars: they're just like us? (Bumpshack)
CNW will be on vacation, so no updates this Thursday and Friday. We'll return Monday, August 2nd for our regularly scheduled colostomy jokes.
George Clooney's girlfriend Elisabetta Cannalis is involved with a coke n' hookers scandal! Whee! (Celebitchy)
More topless Paris Hilton pictures. Jeez. Well all know she's rich. Buy a shirt, why dontcha. (Nudography)
Miranda Kerr is rumored to be pregnant with Orlando Bloom's half-pixie baby. Whether true or false, this news does not impact your life in any way. (The Blemish)
Are there sex tapes featuring Khloe Kardashian's Patrick Bateman-esque beau, Scott Disick? Well, why wouldn't there be? (Pop on the Pop)
Here are some pictures of Natalie Portman from Black Swan, which is great news if you have a thing for She-Ra makeup on ladies. (Yeeeah!)
Diablo Cody had a baby boy. Expect some ultra-precious and vomity hip baby talk TK. (Bitten and Bound)
The Hulkster's ex, Linda Hogan, is engaged to her 21-year-old pet boy. She has a type: bleachy. (The Superficial)
Katy Perry puts on a latex bikini to promote her new album. Why? I don't know. I guess she likes to sweat. (Daily Stab)
A bunch of pics of Nicole Kidman nude. Print them out and play Memory! (Cityrag)
Zac Efron dropped $2000 on strippers. Which is only half his lip gloss budget so everything's cool. (Jezebel)
Gwyneth Paltrow releases another song for a movie. No Huey Lewis? Then I ain't listenin'. (Lainey)
KATY Perry says her parents were strict with her because they didn’t want her to “turn out like a prostitute”.
The pop star has always enjoyed rebelling against her Christian pastor parents Keith and Mary Hudson and regularly tested their rules when she was growing up.
“Some people are fascinated with the idea of a great storyline: [...] Click here for Original Source Posted on: Friday, July 30, 2010
Jennifer Aniston has the bad habit of wearing panties everywhere she goes, and what's worse, she tends to keep her legs closed as much as she can. Simply unforgivable! But there is a moment in every celebrity's life when she lets her guard down and spreads those lovely legs. Or forgets to wear panties… No, [...] Click here for Original Source Posted on: Friday, July 30, 2010
MIRANDA Kerr is reportedly pregnant.
The Australian model — who married long-term boyfriend Orlando Bloom in a secret ceremony earlier this month –- is said to have told close friends that she is “thrilled” to be expecting her first child.
“She's definitely pregnant... Miranda's thrilled,” a source told Us Weekly magazine. “She's telling all her friends, mostly [...] Click here for Original Source Posted on: Thursday, July 29, 2010
But two things we want to know are, with whom and what did the super skinny DJ actually eat? And what's going on with her and ex-lover Lindsay Lohan? Sam hasn't visited her favorite troublemaker in jail since last week, and since Lilo hasn't been desperately tweeting at her, it appears as though these two haven't been in touch. Maybe Lindsay is getting some special phone privileges so she can talk to all the women in her life?
Oh Sam, why are we so obsessed with you?
Click here for Original Source Posted on: Thursday, July 29, 2010
Hollywood's hottest piece of ass to the day, Angelina Jolie, is currently in Japan attending the premiere of her movie Salt in that island nation. Dressed in a very sexy black dress that showed her entire leg as well as her back, Angelina Jolie paraded her incredible hotness at Tokyo's most sought after red carpet [...] Click here for Original Source Posted on: Thursday, July 29, 2010
Paris Hilton is continuing her trollopy world tour, and she will remain unsatisfied until she has shown her sex organs on at least three continents. Last week, she gave Corsica a tour of her boobs, and on Saturday night she went to a nightclub in St. Tropez. In vintage Paris Hilton fashion, she danced on tables with her sister, grabbed a microphone, and hiked up her dress so that we can see the lobby of the Hilton. She was wearing nude underpants, but her vagina appears to be sucking them up into her core, letting her labia swing bare and free. It kind of resembles the mouth of a Kleenex box when one of the tissues gets stuck inside.
Pics after the cut are NSFW, unless you work for the Kimberly-Clark company and are well-versed in facial tissue snafus.
Gaelle Garcia Diaz is such an underrated hottie! We just never see any of her photos anywhere, and the paparazzi are certainly not chasing her around, and I just can't understand why! Gaelle Garcia Diaz has an ass to die for, a pair of all natural tits that are a real gift from the gods, [...] Click here for Original Source Posted on: Wednesday, July 28, 2010
KENDRA Wilkinson admits it's “stressful” having to find a car seat suitable for her son Hank IV for their cross-country move to Philadelphia.
The reality TV star says she and husband Hank Baskett are still making their preparations before they make the move in just two weeks time.
“It's very stressful because this is the first time [...] Click here for Original Source Posted on: Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Heidi Montag and her one-time BFF Jen Bunney will not be starring in their own reality show after all. According to Bunney, Heidi "doesn't want to do it right now." However Miss Bunney, who briefly appeared on The Hills, is planning to star on the small screen all by herself.
Bunney tells X17online exclusively:
"I've already met with some amazing networks and so far it looks like it's gonna air this winter or early January."
As for the name of her upcoming show involving her last name "Bunney," she tells us:
"Haha! No, but that's funny. Hopefully a more general name to make room for other characters, and of course, allow Heidi to come back and for the show to focus on her as much as she wants."
Jen also clears up the rumors that she and Heidi are at odds. She adds:
"We are fine. She is just doing her own thing right now and I'm doing mine. I understand why she doesn't want to do the show. I wouldn't either if I was going through what she is with the marital stuff."
Of course, she's referring to Heidi's marriage issues with now estranged-hubby Spencer Pratt. Miss Bunney also says she's not in any way jealous of Heidi's friendship with the Shannon twins. She tells us, "They are sweethearts."
So what's up with the Shannon twins doing a reality show with Heidi? Their rep tells X17online, "Nope, it's not happening anymore."
Seems that these girls have more drama off-screen than on-screen.
Loves it!
Click here for Original Source Posted on: Wednesday, July 28, 2010
ANGELINA Jolie says partner Brad Pitt “always” makes her feel sexy.
The actress — who raises six children with the Hollywood heartthrob — made her comments at a Salt press conference Wednesday in Seoul, South Korea.
“I think you feel sexy if you live an honest and bold life,” she said.
“Maybe living life the way I've always [...] Click here for Original Source Posted on: Wednesday, July 28, 2010
One big happy family! Although Sasha (who turned 3 yesterday, congrats!) looks a little sleepy...
Naomi Watts and her Salty babydaddy Liev Schreiber put an appearance at LAX this weekend - nothing like a little vacay with the kids to celebrate the bday!
Meanwhile, Watts has her own CIA thriller coming out this year: Fair Game, where she plays real life agent Valerie Plame!
Can't wait!
Click here for Original Source Posted on: Tuesday, July 27, 2010
CAMERON Diaz says she's in no rush to settle down and have kids — but insists she's “open” to the idea of starting a family.
The actress — who has dated the likes of Justin Timberlake, Jared Leto and Matt Dillon — doesn't want to close herself off to any opportunity in life by settling down.
“What [...] Click here for Original Source Posted on: Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Coco T has no discernible talent aside from her enormous butt, which is like a stern obelisk jutting out of the landscape, awing everyone in its path. Which is a bigger and better talent than acting, singing or juggling, honestly. Coco knows where her talents lie, and for the past several weeks, she's been quietly upstaging everyone who tries to upstage her ass. When Kim Kardashian appeared in a tight catsuit at the Bullrun Live Rally, Coco was right behind her, bigger and better butt stuffed into a tighter and shinier get-up. And now we have these pictures of original asstress Jennifer Lopez on the beach in Mexico, and while Coco didn't follow her on vacation, she cleverly leaked a photo of her naked butt (after the cut). Let this be a lesson to all of you. Do not attempt to out-butt the master. It's embarrassing and futile, like challenging Paris Hilton to a herpes-off.
Waif-like Gabrielle Anwar first caught men's fancies with a one-episode gig on the British series The Storyteller (1987). The English strumpet spent the next few years mired in bit parts in European television productions before making her American film debut in If Looks Could Kill (1991). Her looks certainly could slay, but stardom was more elusive. Her performances in Wild Hearts Can't Be... >>> read more
Cameron Diaz may have been looking nothing but sweet and lovely in Paris on Monday, but on Sunday night's episode of Top Gear, the Knight and Day actress let the obscenities rip!
If you don't know the British hit show, they regularly have celebs take to the track to race cheap cars in a segment called "Star in a Reasonably Priced Car," where they try to outdo one another and a mystery racer called "The Stig."
Cam did well, breaking the former record held by Harry Potter's Rupert Grint, but dropped plenty of F-Bombs along the way.
Then Tom came along, and the stunt driver that he is, narrowly avoided an accident to cross the finish line in record time -- beating his co-star by about a second!
We bet Katie and Suri had to watch with one eye shut!
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, who were both married when they met, are not only unashamed of their relationship, but are flaunting it on Twitter!
After a brief break from the social network, LeAnn is back on and tweeting about getting hot and sweaty with bf Eddie Cibrian in the yard.
She tweeted:
@eddiecibrian showing me how to do yard wrk! Think it's the first time I've ever paid attention to yard wrk. Doesn't hurt when a hot guy is showing you! :) always more interesting!! :)-
We bet it is!
Are you sick of this couple or do you think enough time has gone by that we should let bygones be bygones?
Click here for Original Source Posted on: Monday, July 26, 2010
The artwork for Katy Perry's upcoming album has been released. Yay, she's naked! Boo, her actual naked parts are covered. Yay, she's lying on cotton candy! Boo, the sugar in it will just give her a yeast infection. Yay, it's just a painting! Boo, a new album means we'll have to listen to more Katy Perry songs in the radio. Yay, Katy Perry is still pretty! Boo, Russell Brand is still an ugly Frankenstein. Yay, this has no bearing on how you feel about Katy's breasts! Boo, you'll never get to see or touch them, so why bother. Yay, Batman pug! Boo, Mel Gibson! Yay, fresh and sharp crayons! Boo, Bit-O-Honeys on Halloween! Yay Manute Bol! Boo, Manute Bol's death! Yay, social equality! Boo, slug trails! Yay, advancements in disease research!? Boo, tropical depression lurking in the Bahamas! Yay! Boo! Yay! Boo! Yay boo yay boo! Yaybooyaybooyaybooayaayoboayoyboyaoo!!! ::explodes::
Here's the first shot of Vanessa Hudgens' character Blondie from Sucker Punch, and not only are we excited to start getting peeks at Zack Snyder's latest project (it hits theaters next spring) but we can't wait to see Vanessa play a gun toting sexpot!
This could definitely be the kind of role that opens more doors if Vanessa rocks it...think she'll be able to give Megan Fox and other action babes a run for their money?
Can't wait for this!
Click here for Original Source Posted on: Sunday, July 25, 2010
CATHERINE Zeta-Jones feels “blessed” to have worked with Hollywood's hottest A-list actors.
The Rebound actress — who has children Dylan, nine, and Carys, seven, with husband Michael Douglas — admits she is lucky to have been able to snuggle up to so many hunky men during her career.
“I've been so lucky with my leading men,” she [...] Click here for Original Source Posted on: Sunday, July 25, 2010
Yesterday we spotted Jennifer Love Hewitt returning home after a day of errands, and we're not exactly sure why the actress was hiding her sexy bod under an enormous dress that looks like it was constructed out of OR scrubs, but she just wasn't in the mood to show off her boobs curves.
...then again, it's not as bad as the Barney-inspired frock she wore earlier in the day:
Sorry about it!
Click here for Original Source Posted on: Sunday, July 25, 2010
I never quite understood what AC/DC and Motley Crue were singing about with their lyrics regarding women who kept their motors clean. Then I saw these Jennifer Aniston upskirt pictures and everything came into sharp focus. There's just something about her groinal area that looks really sanitary. You could easily prepare food on her inner thighs and not have to worry about airborne illness. Doctors probably rub their hands around there to get ready for surgery. I bet her crotch smells like Fantastik and Comet.
KATE Gosselin is set to meet up with Sarah Palin in Alaska — for a camping trip!
According to reports, the reality TV star and her eight kids will be heading to the northern state with cameras in tow to meet up with its most famous resident.
“Sarah, Kate and the kids will go camping,” a source [...] Click here for Original Source Posted on: Saturday, July 24, 2010
MIRANDA Kerr is happier than ever since marrying boyfriend Orlando Bloom — her mom has revealed.
The Aussie supermodel and the Pirates of The Caribbean hunk announced earlier this week that they had tied the knot in secret after dating for several years.
“All we have ever wanted is for our children to be healthy and happy, [...] Click here for Original Source Posted on: Saturday, July 24, 2010
GORGEOUS George Clooney is getting married next week — according to a new report in a British magazine.
Now says the Hollywood hunk will tie the knot with his manly girlfriend, Italian model Elisabetta Canalis, in a secret ceremony in the grounds of his home in Lake Como, Italy.
Rumors of Clooney's nuptials apparently went into overdrive [...] Click here for Original Source Posted on: Saturday, July 24, 2010
Summer is definitely my favorite season. And how could I not love it when all the chicks are going to the beach in small bikinis and showing everything they got? Just like Jenna Dewan did this weekend in her Italian vacation. The 30 year old former model and dancer amazed everyone with her awesome body [...] Click here for Original Source Posted on: Saturday, July 24, 2010
OKSANA Grigorieva’s sister is allegedly responsible for leaking the recordings of Mel Gibson attacking her sibling.
A series of audio recordings made by Oksana when the actor’s apparent verbal and physical abuse got so bad she feared for her safety have been posted on RadarOnline and it has now been claimed her younger sister Natalie is [...] Click here for Original Source Posted on: Friday, July 23, 2010
LIZA Minelli is bracing herself for a career resurgence!
The Hollywood legend has reportedly been bombarded with job offers after she made an appearance to promote her new fashion line, the Liza Collection, on the Home Shopping Network last month.
“She's already been presented with a reality show concept and a sitcom
script with her playing a wacky [...] Click here for Original Source Posted on: Friday, July 23, 2010
KATE Gosselin is set to meet up with Sarah Palin in Alaska — for a camping trip!
According to reports, the reality TV star and her eight kids will be heading to the northern state with cameras in tow to meet up with its most famous resident.
“Sarah, Kate and the kids will go camping,” a source [...] Click here for Original Source Posted on: Friday, July 23, 2010
Back when you were a child and you saw E.T. for the first time, did you have any idea that adorable little blonde Gertie would grow up to show her cans to David Letterman and then talk about phone sex and naked men? You didn't? Because I totally did. I saw those pigtails and was like, “inside, there beats the heart of an insatiable perv–” OK, I don't know where I'm going with this joke but it's gross. Drew Barrymore is interviewed in the new issue of Nylon, and she has a few things to say about simulating phone sex in her new movie, boyfriend Justin Long's nude scene in said movie, and jeans. Via Popeater:
But two things we want to know are, with whom and what did the super skinny DJ actually eat? And what's going on with her and ex-lover Lindsay Lohan? Sam hasn't visited her favorite troublemaker in jail since last week, and since Lilo hasn't been desperately tweeting at her, it appears as though these two haven't been in touch. Maybe Lindsay is getting some special phone privileges so she can talk to all the women in her life?
Oh Sam, why are we so obsessed with you?
Heidi Montag and her one-time BFF Jen Bunney will not be starring in their own reality show after all. According to Bunney, Heidi "doesn't want to do it right now." However Miss Bunney, who briefly appeared on The Hills, is planning to star on the small screen all by herself.
Bunney tells X17online exclusively:
One big happy family! Although Sasha (who turned 3 yesterday, congrats!) looks a little sleepy...
Naomi Watts and her Salty babydaddy Liev Schreiber put an appearance at LAX this weekend - nothing like a little vacay with the kids to celebrate the bday!
Meanwhile, Watts has her own CIA thriller coming out this year: Fair Game, where she plays real life agent Valerie Plame!
Can't wait!
Cameron Diaz may have been looking nothing but sweet and lovely in Paris on Monday, but on Sunday night's episode of Top Gear, the Knight and Day actress let the obscenities rip!
If you don't know the British hit show, they regularly have celebs take to the track to race cheap cars in a segment called "Star in a Reasonably Priced Car," where they try to outdo one another and a mystery racer called "The Stig."
Cam did well, breaking the former record held by Harry Potter's Rupert Grint, but dropped plenty of F-Bombs along the way.
Then Tom came along, and the stunt driver that he is, narrowly avoided an accident to cross the finish line in record time -- beating his co-star by about a second!
We bet Katie and Suri had to watch with one eye shut!
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, who were both married when they met, are not only unashamed of their relationship, but are flaunting it on Twitter!
After a brief break from the social network, LeAnn is back on and tweeting about getting hot and sweaty with bf Eddie Cibrian in the yard.
She 
Here's the first shot of Vanessa Hudgens' character Blondie from Sucker Punch, and not only are we excited to start getting peeks at Zack Snyder's latest project (it hits theaters next spring) but we can't wait to see Vanessa play a gun toting sexpot!
This could definitely be the kind of role that opens more doors if Vanessa rocks it...think she'll be able to give Megan Fox and other action babes a run for their money?
Can't wait for this!
Yesterday we spotted Jennifer Love Hewitt returning home after a day of errands, and we're not exactly sure why the actress was hiding her sexy bod under an enormous dress that looks like it was constructed out of OR scrubs, but she just wasn't in the mood to show off her 
Sorry about it!
