The new issue of Star reportedly features topless pics of Angelina Jolie after a drug binge. Stars: they're just like us? (Bumpshack)- CNW will be on vacation, so no updates this Thursday and Friday. We'll return Monday, August 2nd for our regularly scheduled colostomy jokes.
- George Clooney's girlfriend Elisabetta Cannalis is involved with a coke n' hookers scandal! Whee! (Celebitchy)
- More topless Paris Hilton pictures. Jeez. Well all know she's rich. Buy a shirt, why dontcha. (Nudography)
- Miranda Kerr is rumored to be pregnant with Orlando Bloom's half-pixie baby. Whether true or false, this news does not impact your life in any way. (The Blemish)
- Are there sex tapes featuring Khloe Kardashian's Patrick Bateman-esque beau, Scott Disick? Well, why wouldn't there be? (Pop on the Pop)
- Here are some pictures of Natalie Portman from Black Swan, which is great news if you have a thing for She-Ra makeup on ladies. (Yeeeah!)
- Diablo Cody had a baby boy. Expect some ultra-precious and vomity hip baby talk TK. (Bitten and Bound)
- The Hulkster's ex, Linda Hogan, is engaged to her 21-year-old pet boy. She has a type: bleachy. (The Superficial)
- Katy Perry puts on a latex bikini to promote her new album. Why? I don't know. I guess she likes to sweat. (Daily Stab)
- A bunch of pics of Nicole Kidman nude. Print them out and play Memory! (Cityrag)
- Zac Efron dropped $2000 on strippers. Which is only half his lip gloss budget so everything's cool. (Jezebel)
- Gwyneth Paltrow releases another song for a movie. No Huey Lewis? Then I ain't listenin'. (Lainey)
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Posted on: Friday, July 30, 2010
