Heidi Montag is so fickle! She loves Spencer Pratt, then she hates him. She's BFF with Audrina, then she isn't. She's a Christian Republican, then she's not. She pays a guy who Twittered himself to death thousands of dollars to cut off her nose and put enormous novelty earth balls in her chest, now she doesn't want them. Christ! Make up your mind, dingus! Life & Style reports:
Just one week after the untimely death of her plastic surgeon, Dr. Frank Ryan, Heidi Montag sat down exclusively with Life & Style to tell-all about her plastic surgery regrets, revealing that she wants her outrageous G implants removed.
“I’m desperate to go back to normal,” she confides to Life & Style. “I’m downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D.”
More than nine months after she went under the knife on Nov. 20, Heidi says she is still in severe pain and her body has not gotten used to the over the top boob job. “I have major anxiety about it. I was taking painkillers but they weren’t working so I stopped. It hurt either way,”
Besides being unable to hug her four dogs or wear anything but custom-made clothing, “I’m obsessed with fitness but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs,” she says. “It’s heartbreaking. I can’t live an everyday life.”
When she says “heartbreaking”, she means it quite literally. She can't lie on her back or the weight of her big goofy clown boobs will actually, physically, snap her cardiac chamber in half. If she had gotten the H-cups she had originally wanted, the weight of them would have caused her to become stuck lying face down. Like a beetle, only stupider.
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Posted on: Tuesday, August 31, 2010
