You might have heard some rumblings about Lindsay Lohan calling a locksmith recently and not paying the dude for busting open the door for her. But don't blame Lilo, guys. It's, like, so not her fault or anything, because the locksmith was a jagoff. And everyone knows that you don't have to pay for things when someone's an asshole to you. Waiter intentionally spills soup in your lap? Order another beer, bra, cause dinner's on the house. Lap dancer complains about the smell when she gets too close to you? Free boners all night long! MSNBC relates Lindsay's woes: When Lindsay Lohan stiffed a locksmith following an unnecessary house call, the actress didn?t anticipate any public backlash. Then again, Lohan failed to realize a TMZ paparazzo filmed the event. While chatting with the sly cameraman, Lohan admitted she requested the service but felt the locksmith was a ?total dick? for demanding money after she and a pal broke into the house on their own. The news prompted negative tweets in the Twitter-verse and left LiLo on the defensive. ?THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD THAN A LOCKSMITH @ A HOUSE,? she wrote. ?TURN ON THE WORLD NEWS OR GOOGLE REAL WORLD ISSUES. XOXOX?We can just see it now: Lindsay walks into some fancy-pants boutique on Robertson Blvd., loads up with leggings-as-pants and threadbare old t-shirts that look like they came from the Salvation Army, and starts to walk out the door. When the clerk stops her to demand payment for the goods, Lindsay huffs, "How can you expect me to pay for clothes when there is war in the world? Don't you watch the news? Don't you know we're in a recession? There are more important things for you to worry about than whether or not I pay for these clothes. God, woman, open your eyes and learn about the horrors going on the world. You're such a dick."
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Posted on: Saturday, July 11, 2009
