How far do you think Lindsay Lohan made it in school? Eighth grade maybe? So when Linds is promoting her can-tan and saying that it's her own secret special formula, no one is picturing her wearing a lab coat, pouring various orangey substances into beakers, right? You're picturing her chewing on her hair during a meeting with semi-competent-looking people asking, "Do you approve of this shade? Lindsay? Hello? Is this one OK with you?" And Lindsay responding, "Uh, sure. Whatever. Where are my smokes?" So it's no surprise that Lindsay and Sevin Nyne are being sued by an actual chemist. You, know, one who has a degree and knows about chemicals n' shit. It's a long and convoluted story involving lawyers and other scary-type people, so we'll boil it down. Lindsay's partner met with said chemist, sampled the product, then said, "Nah. I'm cool, thanks," then partnered with Lindsay, probably thinking, "Lindsay never met that scientist lady, so if we say Lindsay invented the product it'll be all cool. And totally believable," then the chemist found out and said, "No way, bitches, shit's MINE" and called her lawyer. Damn, we're good at this story summation thing. We're like the gossip equivalent of Cokie Roberts.But in case all you care about is seeing Lindsay Lohan in a bikini, we've got you covered. She dropped by the Mr. Skin photo booth at the Silver Spoon Malibu Beach House this weekend and got all pose-y. Sure, the bikini's nice, but we can't stop looking at the hair. The red just makes us so happy. And it's really a good career move on LiLo's part. Get us thinking about The Parent Trap and Mean Girls via hair color and maybe we'll forget about Georgia Rule and the rest.
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Posted on: Thursday, July 09, 2009
